A sleepy man rode the LRT. To overcome his sleepiness, he decided to drink water. But upon opening the bottled water, it splashed to other passengers.
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This happened during the '60s. A man bought a live chicken and two bags of vegetables. Paper bags were used then instead of plastics. He placed the bags on the floor of the bus, and as expected, the bottom part soaked up. As he got off the bus, the vegetables rolled off the bags, and the chicken went loose. He got all those vegetables and the live chicken back with the help of the passengers. And he forgot something: "Patola!" exclaimed one of the passengers.
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A funny yet embarrasing moment. A pretty girl in a white uniform just got off the LRT. A man in his thirties approached and whispered to her that the zipper at the back of her skirt is half open. She can't believe it at first but she's nothing left to do but zip it up.
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A guy is listening to his favorite song, "My Love Will See You Through" at the bus. He didn't noticed that he's already singing aloud. And at the climax of the song, he gave it all and belted it out. To his surprise, the passengers gave him a round of applause.
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Most of the illegal settlers within the PNR tracks were relocated. But, of course, there are some waiting to be relocated. A guy in his teens opened the window of a train and right after, he was on the receiving end of a urine splash.
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An intoxicated man rides a jeepney and vomits... to the woman beside him.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
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